Miquita: Hey, it's Miquita!
Steve: And it's Steve!
Miquita: What's up?
Steve: Yeah, what's up?
Miquita: We're just calling to talk about our week's review as usual. This week was quite a big week ‘cause we launched ‘T4 Is Ten’. There's been quite a lot of subliminal messages, if you will, sort of letting the audience know that something big is about to go down. We let them know! We let them know!
Steve: We just said it!
Miquita: We just said it:'Guess What? We're ten years old!’ So what's going down is that T4 is ten in about two weeks so we're going to...
Steve: November 9th! Check it out ya'll
Miquita: We just said it:'Guess What? We're ten years old!’ So what's going down is that T4 is ten in about two weeks so we're going to...
Steve: November 9th! Check it out ya'll
Miquita: November 9th. We're going to be having a party - but in the best way that we've ever done it.
Steve: Yes, it's going to be an irreverent look at the last ten years of T4 - so we're going to have loads of guests, ranging from Ricky Gervais to Colin Farrell to Daniel Craig.
Miquita: Mighty Boosh.
Steve: Just people talking about what T4 means to them.
Miquita: And I think it's quite weird because...
Steve: SIMON PEGG!
Miquita: Simon Pegg as well. But if you watch four-year-old T4 you think it looks old. If you watch an eight-year-old T4 it's quite scary. There have been so many different presenters and different sets.
Steve: And it’s good to give the public an opportunity to see how awesome T4's become!
Miquita: Ha! How much we've grown. And also, in the studio this week Boyzone came in for a chat. I didn't get to talk to them.
Steve: I got to talk to them! And they were lovely, lovely guys.
Miquita: Apart from the fact they all bully Steven Gatley which is really unfair.
Steve: They do take the mickey out of Steven Gatley. And his Socratic variety of love. I mean, the love of men. But I mean Boyzone are like dock workers. These guys are foul-mouthed!
Miquita: You trying to say like ‘end of the pier’?
Steve: But they sing well and they're nice guys and they're respectful.
Miquita: To be fair, they got someone to write them a good pop song. We liked that song.
Steve: Well Ronan writes good pop songs. He's the brainchild.
Miquita: He didn't write that one.
Steve: Did he not write that one? I like their new single. I like Boyzone.
Miquita: Let me tell you what happened in the studio. A cow came in and it pooed everywhere!
Steve: Well it pooed a little bit. But mostly it peed everywhere.
Miquita: Then it started slipping in its own mess like some poor drunken cow.
Steve: Yeah, and it's wee reeked!
Miquita: Yeah. It was gross.
Steve: And we had a talking dog in the studio as well.
Miquita: But I don't care because Steve got his bum out! Now, I've seen his bum before...
Steve: Have you?
Miquita: Yeah, dressing rooms...
Steve: I can't remember you seeing my bum though
Miquita: Yeah... hahaha
Steve: Yes, it's going to be an irreverent look at the last ten years of T4 - so we're going to have loads of guests, ranging from Ricky Gervais to Colin Farrell to Daniel Craig.
Miquita: Mighty Boosh.
Steve: Just people talking about what T4 means to them.
Miquita: And I think it's quite weird because...
Steve: SIMON PEGG!
Miquita: Simon Pegg as well. But if you watch four-year-old T4 you think it looks old. If you watch an eight-year-old T4 it's quite scary. There have been so many different presenters and different sets.
Steve: And it’s good to give the public an opportunity to see how awesome T4's become!
Miquita: Ha! How much we've grown. And also, in the studio this week Boyzone came in for a chat. I didn't get to talk to them.
Steve: I got to talk to them! And they were lovely, lovely guys.
Miquita: Apart from the fact they all bully Steven Gatley which is really unfair.
Steve: They do take the mickey out of Steven Gatley. And his Socratic variety of love. I mean, the love of men. But I mean Boyzone are like dock workers. These guys are foul-mouthed!
Miquita: You trying to say like ‘end of the pier’?
Steve: But they sing well and they're nice guys and they're respectful.
Miquita: To be fair, they got someone to write them a good pop song. We liked that song.
Steve: Well Ronan writes good pop songs. He's the brainchild.
Miquita: He didn't write that one.
Steve: Did he not write that one? I like their new single. I like Boyzone.
Miquita: Let me tell you what happened in the studio. A cow came in and it pooed everywhere!
Steve: Well it pooed a little bit. But mostly it peed everywhere.
Miquita: Then it started slipping in its own mess like some poor drunken cow.
Steve: Yeah, and it's wee reeked!
Miquita: Yeah. It was gross.
Steve: And we had a talking dog in the studio as well.
Miquita: But I don't care because Steve got his bum out! Now, I've seen his bum before...
Steve: Have you?
Miquita: Yeah, dressing rooms...
Steve: I can't remember you seeing my bum though
Miquita: Yeah... hahaha
